Frere Jacques- Amelia style

Original French Version:

Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong.

English Version:

Are you sleeping, are you sleeping?
Brother John, Brother John?
Morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong.

Amelia Version:

Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques
Doorman flu, Doorman flu
Salmonella Tina, Salmonella Tina
Doorman flu, Doorman flu

**Hilariously morbid...would hate to be a doorman and anyone named Tina..that is for sure!